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For any one who may be doing some family history, here is part of my family tree:
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After all if I'm going to use the family name for the domain name I might as well show people how I got that name. A below is a collection of family photos of some of the names listed above.
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Or how about a little QuickTime video of the family dogs, Kibbles and Bits.
You can also view this video using RealPlayer (1082 KB).
(Alas, Kibbles, the West Highland White Terrier past away in March 2002, a few months after this video was shot).
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Or, how about a nice little slide show video of a family enjoying Thanksgiving at Lake Tahoe (Yes all famliy members lived and returned home without killing anyone, just...)
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Even better, I can bore you to death with more tales of family vacations and photos thereof.
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How to Leave the Planet
1) Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it's very important that you get away as soon as possible.
2) If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may have in the White House - (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA.
3) If you don't have any friends in the White House, phone the Kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295-9051). They don't have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of), but they do seem to have a little influence, so you might as well try.
4) If that also fails, phone the Pope for guidance. His telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and I gather his switchboard is infallible.
5) If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important you get away before your phone bill arrives.
-Douglas Adams
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